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Excuses: Hamster Died Unisex t-shirt

Excuses: Hamster Died Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $30.00 USD
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When your PC is running on fumes (or, you know, an actual hamster wheel), excuses are mandatory. Whether it’s lag, frame drops, or a fatal 'hamster error,' this shirt has your back. Pour one out for the little guy. 🐹💀

Perfect for retro gamers, tech nerds, and anyone who’s ever lost a ranked match because their "internet had a moment."



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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