Rage Quit Unisex t-shirt

Description

The Gamer Meltdown: From Tilted to Toxic to Rage QuitWe’ve all been there—the game starts fine, but soon, the enemy team is full of sweaty try-hards, and nothing goes right. That’s when it happens: the 3-stage meltdown of a gamer’s worst nightmare.

Stage 1: TILTED Stage

It starts small. Maybe a missed shot, maybe a cheap death. You shrug it off at first, but deep down, the frustration is building. Your game goes from sharp to shaky, and suddenly, everything’s going wrong. You’re tilted, and it’s written all over your face (and your aim). The more you try, the worse it gets. It’s a slippery slope from here

2: TOXICStage

Now you’re full-on angry. The mic’s hot, and so are your takes. You start yelling—at your screen, at your teammates, at your dog (who is just watching, confused). You’ve gone toxic. Every death is personal, and every missed play is somehow your teammates’ fault. You’re not just playing the game anymore—you’re battling the universe, and the universe is winning. Hard.

3: RAGE QUIT

And finally, it all becomes too much. You snap. Your controller goes flying, your keyboard hits the desk, and in one swift move, the game is gone. The system’s off, your headphones are halfway across the room, and you’ve stormed out, swearing to never play this stupid game again... until tomorrow.
We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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