"Excuses: Stick Drift" Tee – It’s Not Me, It’s the Controller
When precision fails and shots go wide, there’s only one culprit—stick drift. This tee perfectly captures the frustration of unresponsive controls with a bold, glitchy design that screams “It’s not my aim, it’s the analog!”. Whether you’re battling in an FPS or lining up that perfect headshot, this shirt brings humor to every gamer’s favorite excuse.
Crafted from premium, ultra-soft fabric, it’s built for comfort during long sessions of blaming the controller. Stick drift happens—at least now you have the shirt to prove it!
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
