AFK: Welcome to the Low Priority Life

AFK
"Away from keyboard." You might be handling nature’s call, making tea, or reconsidering your life choices after your last match. Just pray your friends don’t leave you behind in matchmaking purgatory.

AFK: Welcome to the Low Priority Life

Congratulations, you’ve gone AFK one too many times, and now you live in low priority queue—where match times are eternal, and your teammates hate you before the game even starts. But hey, at least you can embrace your fate in style.

Our AFK Trucker Hat says what everyone’s thinking: you’re gone, probably for a good reason, but definitely not coming back anytime soon. Featuring a League-style AFK warning graphic with a wait time of forever, it’s perfect for gamers who know the struggle of reconnecting... or just don’t care.

Wear it proudly—your team already replaced you anyway.